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							| THE GOLDEN HOOF
 
   SABRAGE ON HORSEBACK
 The golden bubbles filling the air with a miraculous haze! What a wonderful
 way to promote 'RACING AT GOODWOOD' and other Courses. Perhaps a Horse named
 THE GOLDEN HOOF; the Jockey would sabrage the bottle to a resounding chorus
 of cheers.  I would back it TO WIN!
 
 CAVIAR AFFICIANDOS
 
 Are your supplies, for one reason or another, dwindling? A wonderful
 alternative are eggs from Dover Sole and Plaice.  Known as Roe, my Dover
 Sole the other lunchtime had a wide seam of Roe. Roe is seasonal, the female
 fish becoming fertile in the Spring. If your Fish has no Roe, it is because
 it's masculine.  So check with the Chef, this could cause consternation in
 the kitchen, as to its sex.
 
 HAVE SOME MADEIRA m'dear
 
 But don't fall into the barrel and drown, as did the Duke of Clarence, but
 it was a rich, high scented Malmsey.  Better keep to a Dry Sercial at OLD
 BLANDYS WINE LODGE in FUNCHAL.
 
 MADEIRA REGENCY PALACE, near Funchal.
 
 I stayed at this 5 Star Hotel built on a spectacular cliff top location with
 breath taking views of the Atlantic Ocean.  Refreshing Swimming Pools and
 comfortable lounge chairs encouraged me to do nothing but wait for the next
 meal.
 
 BREAKFAST was healthy, lots of fresh fruit, nicely cut and presented; I
 dressed it with cornflakes and yoghurt. Followed by a typical British Eggs
 and Bacon number.
 
 The 3-course LUNCH was waitress served on the slender Terrace overlooking
 Palm Trees and tropical Plants.
 
 Madeira, European and Oriental Buffet Dinners represented the Evenings
 Gourmet Experience.
 
 I did not expect to wait on myself at a 5* Hotel.  I was up and down to the
 Buffet like a yoyo to the musical adagio of scraping chairs on uncarpeted
 floor boards. Far from luxurious and very exhausting.
 
 As the Hotel is also Holiday Time Share, I did not have a luxurious Suite,
 but on entering my allotted accommodation, a highly sophisticated kitchen
 with a range of metallic gadgets met my stupefied gaze (a far cry from
 Champagne cooling in an ice bucket).
 
 I expect perfection and luxury from Hotels with an upgraded 5* rating.  I
 shall be choosey in future.
 
 ASIAN FESTIVAL
 
 The MANGO TREE hosted the Asian Festival at their charming Restaurant,
 across the road from Buckingham Palace.
 
 Mouth watering canapés and tastes of Asian Cuisine circulated around the
 guests, who could also enjoy a Thai Foot Massage.  Half way through the
 evening a highly entertaining Show was performed by Dancers, Acrobats,
 Boxers and Magicians. My favourite was the dramatically humorous Dragon
 Dance from China.
 
 I will tell you more about this lovely Restaurant in my next issue of HOT
 GOSSIP.
 
 HAPPY BUBBLES
 JOAN THE SLENDER GOURMET - Eat it On - Exercise it Off.
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